Between a Teacher and His Students

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read about those students answers with ther teacher.

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Teacher : "Which is more important to us** the sun or the moon?
Pupil : "The moon.
Teacher : "Why?
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need
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Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher" .
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Teacher : "Sam** you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir** my grandpa was a street hawker** my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".
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Teacher : "Now** children** if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him** what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".
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Teacher : "Now** Sam** tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir** I don't have to** my mom is a good cook".
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Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE"
One Student : "Sir** my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."
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